in a silly mood today~

Today I came across this warning label my sister sent me (we're goofy like that:) just wanted to share~ and these other silly product warnings~some of these are so hilarious!!!

On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:Caution -- Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding.
Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
A handheld massager warns consumers: Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.
Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.
Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place
Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.
Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
On a box or rat poisonWarning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a Domino's Pizza boxCaution: Contents hot!
Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally

Oh my...I have a million more of these but I will post them another day :) xo


blogsurfer said...

What are you looking for today?

blogme said...

What are you looking for today?

Iris said...

Your blog is beautiful, The template and the art. I just thought I'd let you know:)

Once Upon a Cottage said...

LOL! Thanks for giving me a good laugh today! I think maybe my second career should be writing warning labels! I could really have fun with that!
hugs, Lennea